Sometimes sarcasm is the best I can come up with when I don't know what else to say to an illogical argument :)
I mean you started this topic claiming you had open tickets we were not addressing which evolved into you had no open tickets just those you were choosing to ignore our staff waiting for response from you. At that point I was at a loss for a dry response.
Now, obviously, this topic is approaching the point it has to be locked. We have devolved into personal attacks and that just cannot happen. So I offer my disclaimer now and acknowledge that I am sure the locked status will be used as an "I told you so!" but, alas, that is the way it goes.