Morrigan

If I won $1,000,000 Linvision bucks, I would:
- buy a plane ticket for @Morrigan so we could go shoe shopping.  There is an amazing premium outlet mall near me with a fine selection of men and women's shoes.  Also, good men's dress shoes cost a small fortune so I'm allocating half my money to shoes.  
- Apple Hermes-edition Watches for the entire IPS team.  So when I yell at them about not building me a mobile app, I can now ping their phone, wrist, and monitor.  Also, it's an inspiration for furure development of IPS to display on wearables once they're done with the mobile app.  
- an IPS-themed coffee mug
- an IPS-themed mousepad that's Charles-sized 
- a regular 20 oz. cup since I don't actually drink coffee, but I do make lots of smoothies 
- buy @Mark for a day since he's cute.  But if he turns out to be boring and only talk about work, I might throw a rubicks cube at him
- a rubicks cube
- one of those fun outings in Napa Valley where you make your own wine.  I don't actually drink, but if I were to get drunk, it would be fitting to get drunk on the power from stomping on thousands of helpless grapes.  I'm sure there's an analogy in here about overzealous forum administration.  
- a dedicated IP for Sendgrid. Haha yeah right, I'm too cheap for that.  Let me stay with my free plan on Sparkpost.  
- an overnight stay in the snow igloo of Finland's Lucky Ranch.  Because freezing yourself in the dead of winter, lost in the wilderness, is kind of like a metaphysical representation of being a solo admin, except we do it every night.  By choice.  
- to ride on the back of a Galapagos turtle.  Something about climate change ruining the worlds environment, so one last joyride during my lifetime would be nice.  
- buy a pet Koala.  They're lazy, fat, eat eucalyptus leaves all day, and sleep for the rest.  And even though they're cute, they're a reminder of what #lifegoals shouldnt be, even when you have a millionaire sugar daddy. 

That would be awesome.
A suggestion, and I'm not sure if this would be possible for extension, but the ability to restrict clubs to specific groups (or secondary groups). At least the joining of a group. So if the owner chooses to restrict the group to only members promoted to "full member" than the "member" group cannot join or attempt to join until they are promoted to "full member".
For my site it would be awesome because I have a secondary group for adults and this way I could still make sure that adults are the only accessing anything specific for adults.